a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.
by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010
Get the candy read mug.Reading a book or poem so carefully (while constantly referencing the OED), that you suddenly discover something "new and special" about one word in the poem. This word then magically allows you to write three paragraphs about its "new and special meaning." All the while during this "close reading," you will be contemplating suicide as your face, body, and mental thought process will hurt with the agony of forced close analysis.
Bob: I've got a twenty seven page paper due tomorrow on a four line poem.
Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.
Chris: Man you better do a close reading of that poem.
by Close Reader English Major November 30, 2010
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You: Yo David, how did you know Andrew wanted backend access to the website? I didn’t see you read the chat.
David: I didn’t go into the chat but I did a screen read so I knew what was happening without going into the chat.
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Person 2: I aint reading allat lil bro
Person 1: what the fuck are you doing in my house?
Person 2: I aint reading allat lil bro
Person 1: what the fuck are you doing in my house?
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young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
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