slapping rubbers

when two guys tie up their used condoms and slap each other with them.

want to play a game of slapping rubbers.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

Rubber Raiders

Going around town to different corner stores and buying out all of their condoms

Person1: hey I have an idea, lets go be rubber raiders!
Person 2: Awesome.

by Bluetopazxox May 13, 2009

rubber sauce

Jizz dripping, escaping from a condom.

You used a condom to give a blow job and it broke? Your breath smells like rubber sauce!

by Hazjaz June 8, 2016

Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.

Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.

by Jack Bard August 26, 2013

rubber thumper

When you making love to a chick hittin it from the back, then you pull out a rubber band and snap her asshole

I was fuckin this bitch from the back and hit her with the rubber thumper, best orgasm ever

by KoNvIcT747 February 23, 2022

Used rubbers

Better birth control than new rubbers.

All the vending machine has left is used rubbers for the people with no quarters, and nobody is buying them or fucking anymore.

by Solid Mantis July 14, 2019

Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!

“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber

by Genderless blob June 30, 2022