doodle rub

to rub your cock so hard that its like you cant see anything except for CUM..

to rub it like no tomorrow

oh dude i did the doodle rub and it felt so good and its soo adicting.. once i rubed i couldnt stop

by s00t June 11, 2006

velveteen rub

founded in the movie soul men.

when a old lady gives a blow job without out any teeth.

i got a velveteen rub by my girls mom.

i was at a party last night, and i got a velveteen rub by my homeboys grandma and i liked it.

dude the old lady that lives in front of me gave me an orgasm when she gave me a velveteen rub.

by Lil Natural High September 9, 2009

Chinese rub

The result of attempted vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis. Consequently the male and female genitallia rub against each other like soggy noodles.

Sam was so hammered that night that the only action he got was an embarrasing Chinese rub.

by alexdude91 October 18, 2008

Pit Rub

Deodorant

Dude I should have showered last night after I worked out because my pits reak! I better put on some of that pit rub to hide my stench!

by Britstar January 3, 2011

Rubbing Cabbage

When you are so vegan that you refuse to come in contact with any form of meat. So rather than having intercourse with a different sex, you'd instead get off by rubbing vegtables against your genitalia.

Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"

I only get off to rubbing cabbage, I ain't no fake vegan fucking those meaty people.

by Booty Consumer November 15, 2018

rubbing whiskers

Two partners with pubic hair engage in penetrative intercourse while hair follicles brush against each other.

Cookie and Pooh Bear were rubbing whiskers all night. It was like two cashmere sweaters were giving each other a hug.

by friedorfertilized June 18, 2020

Rub Tips

When two or more males stand face to face and rub their penile glans against each other in a vigorously, gratifying manner. Almost always results in a simultaneous nut.

We got a little drunk and decided to rub tips. We blew all over each other then passed out never to speak of what transpired.

The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.

My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.

by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020