ROFFLE WOFFLE

the laughing of a waffle., OR a giant laughing waffle that eats people.

Dude 1: ROFFLE WOFFLE BEHIND YOU!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: OMG ITS OPENING ITS MOUTH TO EAT YOU
Dude 2: That's baloney sandwich ILL EAT YOU FOR CHOW!
ROFFLE WOFFLE: U DAI /\/oW /\/00B
Dude 1: Laughs while Dude 2 gets eaten.
"ROFFLE WOFFLE EATS Dude 1"
Dude 1: DUDE!

by PLB666 April 30, 2009

ROFL Cock

When someone is having oral sex and their partner tickles the other person's the penis and/or scrotum until they cum.

"My girlfriend gave me a ROFL Cock last night, I laughed so hard, I came all over."

by cokmonkeyy April 6, 2010

ROFL

ROFL is an internet acronym meaning R.olling O.n the F.loor L.aughing

did u hear? she failed the exam last week!!! ROFL

by WOAHkupkakez100 July 8, 2010

roflbnaroflatt

Roflbnaroflatt (roful-banaro-flat) translates to "rolling on the floor laughing, but not actualy rolling on the floor laughing, all the time". This word is used to specify that whilst listening or watching something or someone, you cannot seem to stop finding humor in it/them.

Dad: "What are you watching?"
You: "Eddie Izzard, and its roflbnaroflatt"

by iTouchPants August 19, 2010

rofl

Rolling On the Floor Laughing

For some reason, I like this better than lol.
Intensify this by changing it to:

roflol
roflmao
roflcopter
rofl my waffles

rofl Jaime sharted himself on the bus

by StatenIslander January 13, 2008

ROFL ROFL ROFL! OWNED AND BURNT!

This is the highest form of rofl known to man or computer and when used someone is definately getting owned and burnt.

Pierro:They will absolutely die when they find out it has been me all along and you by my side.

Mike:ROFL ROFL ROFL! OWNED AND BURNT!

by MajorSookOff October 7, 2007

donkey rofl

the act of breaking out in raucous laughter while performing doggy-style sex on another person.

Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.

by wtfchat December 10, 2008