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Rim Rocker

A turd that is large enough in length and/or width to tear the skin of your ass hole. Bleeding may occur, however it is usually not profuse. After you have experienced a Rim Rocker, the inner fibers of your ass may feel like they are dangling helplessly and may take hours to repair itself.
"Good God Henry," said I, "that steaming brick of meat that you planted into our lavatory is comparable to the Great Wall of China." But it was too late, Harry had died from blood loss.
by Kool aid April 11, 2005
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rocketsmiths

a band from brisbane australia, known for their fat, bearded singer and for dating local z-grade scenesters, the rocketsmiths request for their own songs to be played on local radio and latch onto anyone with a guitar and knowledge of how to play 3 chords.
kid a : "have you heard that song 'worth it' by the rocketsmiths??"
kid b : "hmmm sounds like 'coming down' by 'the view' to me"
by nathan nobody April 13, 2009
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hard rocker

a person who general doesn't give a fuck listens to usual older rock from the 60's, 70's, and 80's. wears fucked up clothes usual ripped jeans and a t-shirt full of holes. don't be surprised when the do or wear somthing nice because the do have the tendancy to own shit like that due to parents. but don't judge us because sterio-types are stupid
dude turn up the led zeppelin thats some hard rocker shit
by Donnie C. Darko May 8, 2007
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The Rocker

Similar to the shocker, but for men. The middle and index finger are inserted into the mans anus, pleasuring the prostate, while the thumb is wrapped around the balls, separating the testicles slightly. A back and forth "rocking" motion completes this action.
"That chick was down for anything! She even gave me the rocker!"
by Kthatsme December 17, 2011
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Rocketshake

A milkshake created by Ralph 'The Rocket' Meckler. It is very similar to a Cream of Crankshaft except using mint chocolate chip in place of the rocky road ice cream and keeping the vanilla. M&Ms are also added to represent stars.
Ed: Hey Nelson, you thirtsy? Want a Cream of Crankshaft?

Nelson: I'd rather have another type of milkshake instead. But I'm not sure what kind.

Ralph M: (excited) I got one for you, Nelson. How about a 'Rocketshake'?

Nelson: Wow, Mr. Meckler! What's in that?

Ralph M: Well, it's almost like Grandpa Ed's Cream of Crankshaft, but you use mint chocolate chip instead of rocky road ice cream, there's M&Ms in it. I'll whip you one up real quick.

(Ralph M makes the milkshake)

Ralph D: (sweating and panting) What in the world is that? I've never seen a milkshake like that.

Ralph M: It's a Rocketshake. You'll love it.

Nelson: Whoah, this is awesome!! It's a real blast!

Ralph M and Ralph D: They don't call it a Rocketshake for nothing, boy!!

Ed: Ten stars!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 14, 2011
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Rockerman

Someone who thinks people of darker complexion are beneath them.
That dude that shot MLK was such a Rockerman
by percrl May 3, 2022
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Rocketsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to rockets and is preoccupied by rocketry
All Donald thinks about is rocketry, he must be a rocketsexual
by spaceman20202 August 1, 2022
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