resting poop face

when someones face constantly looks like the have to poop

"hey does your friend need to use the toilet"

"no he just has resting poop face"

by Maxwell John son June 21, 2016

Dirty Spoon Rest

When a male is spooning with a female and drips pre-cum on her leg

I just wanted to spoon with him, and he ended up giving me a Dirty Spoon Rest.

by The Taxedermist January 22, 2012

rest of your days

(idiom) the rest of your life.

I will be with you for the rest of your days (Divorced after three years)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

bitchy resting face

A blank look that makes a woman look angry all the time, even if they aren't.

Him: Man, did you see the bitchy resting face on Michelle Obama?
Her: No biggie, she always looks pissed off.

by Wordmangler2000 December 19, 2013

resting douche face

similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher

Naw dude Aidan's chill, he just has a resting douche face.

by 2B41 February 28, 2014

Resting stink face

#Restingstinkface-When the DJ keeps playing banger after banger and you cannot remove the look on your face that appears to be smelling shit

Bro #1-"Yoooo bro what's wrong with that chick over there?!? The Bass Cadets are killin it right now!!!"...
"Nothing dude. She just has resting stink face"

by Owen Ryan January 26, 2015

resting bitch face

The resting birch face or RBF is a condition where when someone’s face is resting or is expressionless, they seem to appear bitchy/mad/snobby. This condition normally effects many woman worldwide. Although they may seem bitchy, it isn’t intentional it’s just natural for them.

“Woah! Look at Jessica, she’s so mad. I bet she’s gonna be so bitchy today.”
Reality: “I heard the pizza there is good...should I order some later?” -Jessica’s head
“Natalie, are you okay? You look really mad...”
Reality: “Huh? No, I’m fine. I was just blanking out”
Sometimes, random people might hate you just because you always look bitchy.
“Why does Rebecca hate me so much?”
Friend: “I dunno. Probably because you look so bitchy all the time because of that RESTING BITCH FACE of yours.”

by jjpotatoes September 27, 2018