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Get the ponk mug.by Hannah Wishart (Aged 6) November 9, 2008
Get the Ponky mug.a poo that is so heavy that makes a massive splash with the toilet water that hits your arse and makes you feel wet.
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Get the plonker mug.by PoooosEclaay December 29, 2021
Get the Plinky Plonk mug.To fool around, act like a hooligan, or any other actions your father would not like you to do. Usually a term used in the situation of a daughter asking her father for permission to go out, and he warns her not to do anything stupid.
Joanne - "Dad can I go to a friend's house after school to hang out since there's no school Tuesday"
Dad- "Who is going?"
Joanne- "Just the girls and a couple of guys"
Dad- "Okay you can go, I trust you but NO HONKY PONKY"
Dad- "Who is going?"
Joanne- "Just the girls and a couple of guys"
Dad- "Okay you can go, I trust you but NO HONKY PONKY"
by P.N.D. October 18, 2008
Get the Honky Ponky mug.Almost any penis, but not a very small one.
A foolish person.
A big wet kiss.
Almost anything that is remarkably big.
Almost certainly most derive from plonker as size, but this in turn possibly from "to plonk", to place with little or no accuracy possibly because it was big and heavy. See also plonka.
A foolish person.
A big wet kiss.
Almost anything that is remarkably big.
Almost certainly most derive from plonker as size, but this in turn possibly from "to plonk", to place with little or no accuracy possibly because it was big and heavy. See also plonka.
"Put your plonker away, Eric."
"Oh Bob, you're such a plonker."
"When I said she looked nice, she gave me a plonker straight on the lips."
"It was the biggest turkey we'd ever had. A real plonker."
"She plonked the meal down in front of me. 'Get stuck in,' she cried."
"Oh Bob, you're such a plonker."
"When I said she looked nice, she gave me a plonker straight on the lips."
"It was the biggest turkey we'd ever had. A real plonker."
"She plonked the meal down in front of me. 'Get stuck in,' she cried."
by R. Clayton Jr December 28, 2005
Get the plonker mug.A game similar to conkers that involves two men and their genitalia.
Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.
Each man takes it in turn to whack the opponents balls with their penis. The receiver must ensure that their penis is held firmly up and out of the firing line so as not to interfear with a clean whack. This is repeated until the lesser man concedes defeat and the dispute is settled.
by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008
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