The Puzzler

A nickname for the ex-Denver Broncos tight end, Jeb Putzier. An unstoppable force in Madden 06, his on-field performance has not lived up to his video-game dominance.

Another TD for "The Puzzler"!

Putzier is not that good in real life.

by puzzler-fan December 11, 2008

muzzle puzzled

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

puzzlygoo

The cum of one who came without knowing why. He cums randomly and is left wondering why while trying to hide his puzzlygoo. His cum is usually speckled with pieces of glitter or something sparkly.

I was at a church yesterday and saw the priest trying to hide his puzzlygoo.

by dundun42 November 21, 2009

Danger pizzle

When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...

Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*

Chunk loves going for a danger pizzle so beware

by Chunkie Warrior December 7, 2006

Plizzle Pazzle

AKA pleasure pack

Yo, I just bought the plizzle pazzle. I am ready to bone down tonight!

by madhatter.com May 26, 2010

Pizzle

a whip made from an animal's penis

(fun bondage)

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 27, 2003

Pizzler

Woman urinating while blowing man

A "Pizzler" is when a woman squats on the ground and urinates, she holds the legs of the man for balance as he stands in front of her and she blows him.

by Sophie-John October 18, 2008