Thunder Puppet

A vehicle known for terrorizing trails in Johnson Valley and accomplishing unthinkable feats. All while simultaneously flopping on it's side and taking naps without notice.
Yo! that Thunder Puppet just crushed that poor kids Toyota?
by Lord Farquaad1 February 13, 2020
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Meat puppet

I slapped that bitch with my meat puppet and gave her some chin butter
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Fuck Puppet

It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.
You get any action last night?
Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..
by Q-XIII February 24, 2022
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Stinky Puppet

When someone shoves their hand up another's anus, and move it as if it were a puppet to make the other person talk as if they were a human puppet
Sal was sleeping and I was bored. So to entertain myself I gave him the good old stinky puppet
by Jascebalon March 26, 2016
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Meat Puppet

An actor.
"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.
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The Stinky Puppet

When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.

When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"
Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!

Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!
by studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010
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Crotch Puppet

1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.
by omgzitsangel July 17, 2008
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