puppet fucking

A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.

I'm puppet fucking the shit outta you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017

skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.

Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.

by Plac3b0 May 17, 2016

Fuck Puppet

It’s your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but that’s another definition.

You get any action last night?
Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..

by Q-XIII February 24, 2022

Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

by #Bam! March 31, 2022

Meat Puppet

An actor.

"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.

by llamas007 February 2, 2013

Puppet Show

Sex act where a female riding a male in the cowgirl position is still visible behind a cover like a sheet, shower curtain, or door, as her head pokes above the obstacle.

A couple was fucking right behind the window, you can tell because the woman was periodically bouncing into view, it was a real puppet show.

by Moby Huge February 10, 2019

puppet necking

The act of a male putting a puppet on his hand and masturbating with it

Instead of being a basic bitch, you should try puppet necking.

by Choking_muther-69 May 5, 2017