Disney Puppet

A talentless person hired by the Disney corporation because he or she has a pretty face. These people lack musical and acting skills, but nevertheless star in movies and have hit records. They are puppets because Disney owns their ass, and they do whatever they are told and and have no creative input whatsoever.

Prepubescent teen 1: OMG!! Have you heard the new Hannah Montana album?? It's so good!

Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!

by thebetterfriend2 February 5, 2010

Finger Puppet

1.A female that you would insert your fingers into her Vagina
2. Good looking girl

Dammm G, that was some good looking finger puppet that just walked by, nice ass.

by Adam Osuchowski January 23, 2009

Blunder Puppet

Derogatory term for a human, of any gender, who just "Can't seem to do anything right"

George W. Bush is such a blunder puppet.

by Crimanon December 5, 2010

Zipper Puppet

Homo, an asshole that is so gay, you can feel the gay eminating from their pores. (Faggot)

Wow, that guy sounds really fruity, must be a zipper puppet.

by SuperSpico October 3, 2019

Socialized Puppet

Someone who is swayed by society's trends without taking into consideration if it is right or wrong. They act out of status and not hospitality.

"Bobby, why didn't you post a video online of you screaming while doing a handstand in the middle of the road? Everyone is doing it."
Bobby: Because I'm not a socialized puppet. That is complete socialized puppetry.

by Oal3000 February 18, 2021

psycho puppet

when a girl has multiple piercings in her pussy and she attaches strings to hoops (dental floss works best) and makes her pussy talk to you while your eating her out, using a different voice using the strings to move her pussy lips like a mouth

The psycho puppets awake and has something she's been dying to tell you.. The psycho puppet wants to sing you a song and wants you to sing along

by MutedDevil June 12, 2021

Chocolate Finger Puppet

When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.

Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!

Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.

by Chocolate Finger Puppet July 16, 2019