Sleepy Puppy

When Benadryl is poured into an asshole and then lapped out by a second party.

Drown him like a guppy in that surly sleepy puppy.

by True Dave February 11, 2017

sloth puppy

a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing

damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy

by ash.1219 August 15, 2017

Hot slush puppy

When you deposit a steamy runny substance in to the bog, similar to the consistency of a slush puppy

Oh no I’ve just done a hot slush puppy

by SM bigdog May 6, 2019

puffy puppy puss

the puffy part of a dog's vajayjay that sticks out by her butt when she's ready to go into heat often very puffy and odd to gander at

Gracie had a puffy puppy puss and Ciaree knew it was time to stop the stray dogs from coming in the yard.

by Penelope Storm August 3, 2011

Show your puppy

When a random stranger (typically from the phillipines) messages you on facebook. After deciding she is ugly, you scheme to get her on webcam and show her your asshole, so that she may never bother another stranger again. So, you claim to have gotten a new puppy, and you want to show her. While you go get your "puppy" you drop your pants and spread your asshole as wide as possible in front of the webcam, simultaneously filming the footage so that you may later spam her facebook with these videos.

"I didn't ask you to show your puppy. I wanted love!"

by The original puppy shower November 11, 2011

puppy

1. makes bad people go good
2. makes straight men go gay
3. makes everybody no matter who you say the biggest "AWWWWWWWW, how cute!!" you will ever say.

mass murder "AWWWWWWW, WHAT A CUTE PUPPY!!"
Straightest of straits "OMG, THAT PUPPY MAKES ME FEEL SO GAY!"

by Jessica+Russell <3 February 9, 2009

Slut puppy

A person who uses their adorable and cute looks to attract a partner or partners for a casual sexual encounter.

Mike: Did you see how Matt took two ladies home last night?
Sam: Yeah! He is such a Slut puppy!

by Black DON-o-mite May 11, 2019