Dutch pudding

The slimy mixture of cum, snot and urine that forms on one's face as a result of a post-facial golden shower.

Bro! My sheets are so full of Dutch pudding from last night.

by scooterTIT August 18, 2013

nervous pudding

Jello gelatin

Tony wants a bowl of nervous pudding.

by Tcbohica May 13, 2016

Panty Pudding

A slang term for vaginal discharge. As a girl goes through her monthly cycle, the amount, consistency and type of vaginal discharge changes from thin and water, through to an egg white consistency (most fertile part of the month) and sometimes, a thick heavy white discharge. As long as there’s no offensive smell, it’s all good!

“My boyfriend turned me on so much last night, I had serious panty pudding by the time I got home.”

by FlIfhtcrew February 20, 2018

Pudding In A Cloud

A black person in a white car.

From the Bill Cosby Jello commercial, advertising placement of chocolate pudding in a bed of whipped cream.

"Hey, check out that pudding in a cloud!"

by biltmore March 20, 2009

Pudding Nuggets

Pudding Nuggets is a term used in describing how you did the dirty deed. (In being how you went the number 2)

John did some nasty Pudding Nuggets in the bathroom last night and it smelled nasty.

by Dirty Deed March 31, 2009

Pudding Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl in missionary position and unbenounced to her you are shitting in your cupped hand. Once she had reached climax she is slapped across the face with feces.

I gave my girl last night a pudding surprise, and now she won't talk to me.

by Blade707 February 23, 2011

Pudding

The act of putting something where it doesn't belong.

I like Pudding my junk where it doesn't belong.

by Disel2013 April 1, 2017