two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina

I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night

by German Knuckle Cake March 7, 2018

Two inch punisher

Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.

Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX July 31, 2019

Prostate Punisher

Somebody that prefers to give very rough and painful butt sex. Can be used as a great insult.

Stop being such a prostate punisher.

Anal Annihilator

by Great Slang Vocabulary September 16, 2009

punished matty

a smoi boi.

Ice: It’s OVER smoi boi
I have the HIGH GROUND

punished matty

by Rachjumper February 12, 2018

punis

A puny penis. The word obviously is a hybrid of the two words.

Check out the punis on that poor bastard - its so small that everytime he takes a piss he gets his pubes wet

by becy July 25, 2004

purdy punisher

when a total slut is giving a guy head. and she pulls off too soon, cause she cant handle the load, and the cum is shot in her nose.

this action takes place either in purdy or doodlum (and then called doodlum doozie)or even in a tree stand (called the tree top tickler)

be like did u hear about the purdy punisher?.. omg yea that girl who did it was a slut

by you stupid slut haha March 20, 2007

punishment beer

A beer that must be drunk warm and flat the following morning as punishment for thinking you'd be able to manage a whole can when you came home drunk, but in fact collapsed after just a mouthful.
Not to be confused with Hair of the Dog.

I kicked myself when I saw the almost full Special Brew next to my bed in the morning. Of all the punishment beers in the world, this was one of the worst.

by Potkettle August 27, 2006