poodle

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!

by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004

Plood

1. The act of taking a dump underwater.

2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the water.

1. Man, I gotta go too bad, I guess I'll just have to plood.

2. Well, that had a nice healthy plood to it.

by Dixon February 8, 2004

Groom the poodle

the process of masturbating

Im going to go home and groom the poodle

by DannyDew May 17, 2006

Poodar

A heightened sensory ability to detect and avoid dog shit.

"Good job I had my poodar on, or I would've walked straight into that shit."

by Mr Kelpie September 17, 2012

pood

A synonym for turtle head, except harder and sharper. A sharp dangling poo that hasn't fully come out of your butthole yet. Usually hurts when you try to ignore it an sit down.

"Ouch! That pood stung!!"
"Pssst, dude, I can see your pood"
"Hey girl, lemme eat that pood"

by Nickary Potato Jr November 1, 2018

Snarling Poodle

A girl who is very attractive and seems to be nice at first sight, but if something doesn't go her way, she snaps at you.

-"Hey, what do you think about that Jill girl? She's kinda hot."
-"No way man, she's a total snarling poodle, I wouldn't get too close."

by Rayce Lutrova January 4, 2008

Poodle Dick

an extra small penis

Person 1 : Here comes Richard!
Person 2 : Yeah, He's a Poodle dick.

by bo0chella April 3, 2009