The Optimus Prime

when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his cock for double penetration of the opposite sex bitches.

"Hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?" "Oh I just gave her The Optimus Prime last night."

by dpmjww August 12, 2006

Nemesis Prime

Dom Prime cologne

Nemesis Prime: I am Prime

Optimus Prime: no your not I'm prime

by wyats November 7, 2021

Paul Prime

Typcically bald, due to "fucking genetics" as people always claim. These type of people live up a place called Ovenden and are continuously stalked by 18 year old pricks. These pricks include: people with downers, people who have their lives controlled by their parents and people with no pubic hair.
Paul Prime likes to enjoy wrecking his wrists by typing on a keyboard all day and spamming out MSN 24/7, even whilst at college. Paul Prime's are usually best-friends with people who have downers, just so they feel a little superior in life. Paul Prime's tend to use the words "xD","LOL","LMFAO" and "Oooh-Hoooo-Hoooo(Santa-clause-like noises) FOR THE WIN!".

"That guy has the best comb-over i've ever seen!"
"That is pretty poor, it has like 4 partings!"
"I know! What a Paul Prime."

by Bronze Bear May 17, 2010

douchemus prime

mixing the largeness of a transformer and the asshoely ness of a douche

ms.delorenzo is a douchemus prime for giving us an essay everyday and a quiz and for grading out quizes wrongfully

by ashwan January 28, 2008

prime meat

A girl that you would love to bang and screw but hasn't been with many guys.

Damn! That girl is primemeat!

by Trevor November 4, 2003

Headamus Prime

A man with a abnormally large head, demanding superioty amongst his peers.

We were trying to figure out who was driving to the Dave Matthew's concert. Headamus Prime said get in the car , I'll drive bc we're going to be late

by MojoRisin33 December 2, 2017

prime zestfest

When KSI becomes so zesty like Adolf Hitler and started cutely gassing all of the Jews that they rename his prime flavor to prime zestfest

Yo, have you tried prime zestfest yet?

by 🤨🤨🤨✈️💥🏢🏢 May 1, 2023