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pelican

A sexual act involving three men and one woman or man. The woman or man orally stimulates one of the men while manually stimulating the other two.

It is so named because the actions of the woman or man performing the act resembles a pelican in flight.
Adam: Me and my boys got that slut on her knees, sucking and jerking.

Steve: Oh, you mean like a pelican?
by Albert E. December 25, 2007
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Spread Pelican

When a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, then she drains it in a cup and stores it in her mouth.
I hooked up with a Zeta last night, and when I woke up in the morning, she was totally Spread Pelican.
by wdkh February 20, 2009
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psuckic prediction

A prediction derived from the application of murphy's law, the monumental stupidity of people, and your ability to combine the too....
A friend blew all of her student loan money on a new laptop 360, clothes and books...

I'm gonna go out on a limb and make a "psuckic prediction prediction" stating that "before the semester's out she's gonna wine and bitch about not having any money... and how her best friend just made her buy all that crap....."
by johnbr216 September 1, 2009
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The Pelican

When you insert your index finger in your partners vagina and then your 3 remaining fingers are then placed in to her ass-hole. your partner then "CAW'S" like a pelican.
Dude did u give her the shocker lastnite?
Bro...I GAVE HER THE PELICAN
by killacali1904 August 22, 2010
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wet pelican

when a male stickes his whole hand in a females anus and then sticks his whole head in her vigina thne he picks his nose.
"Yo man your girl loved that wet pelican last night"
by cam April 11, 2005
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pelican briefs

Any material (which could include vinyl) that attempts to cover usually sloppy, roast beef style pussy lips in an attempt to constrict their natural tendency to dangle like the sweating flaps of overexposed and necrotic skin under good ol' granny's arms. Pelican briefs are easily spotted on the beach, where there the tell-tale sign is a wad of festering flesh akin to the underside of a pelican's beak.
"Hey little buddy, look at those pelican briefs..."
"...Oh Skipper, I think I threw up a little..."
"It'll be alright little buddy, let's go home and I'll give you a nice warm sizzle chest you can sport on the boardwalk this evening."
"I love you Skipper....but my stink eye still burns."
by Haskins Lombardi II December 19, 2003
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dirty pelican

When yus fuckin da hoe on da beach you remove your man-organ from da snizzatch and stick it in da sand. Then you continue fuckin da hoe.
Damn woman, youz a dirty pelican!
by Johnny Quest March 30, 2003
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