Sex practise

In essence, the act of pleasuring yourself.

Masturbation.

Arising from a mispronunciation of 'sax practise'

leading to a third party believing the first party was masturbating.

Having a wank.

'Im gonna go and have some sex practise before bed'

by Bloodbloodshed June 13, 2007

Practical

Practical is something that Mr.Helson doesn't understand.

"Are we Doing practical". doubt it, we've got Helson.

by ZrxTeamGreen June 17, 2021

o'practical

Of practical

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by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Practical Friday

The result of a shortened school week, such as a four day or three day week. The day before the end of the short week is practical Friday. If the week ends Wednesday, Wednesday is practical Friday.

Guy: Wanna hang out tonight?
Girl: I can't, it's Wednesday
Guy: yeah we can! It's practical Friday!
Girl: Ohh... um I had plans.

by NNBUME April 10, 2012

practical mountain lion

1.) A mountain lion that is a practical thinker 2.) one who leaps between the benches in the locker room 3.) Cassie

"Boy, You're just a practical mountain lion!"

by Heather March 8, 2004

practile

A word typed by an idiot who is trying to spell practice.

Would you like to go to practile with me?

by Brady I. October 11, 2007

practical

Something someone calls you if you're a really pretty girl, or handsome man. Can also be used to describe you're beauty.

"Do you know that girl Paula?" "yeah she's really practical."

by chicka chicka yeaaaaaa October 9, 2012