Practice Phil

What you say when you don't know what to say.

"Hey what do you think about my pop-edm gay orgy?"

"Practice Phil"

by pitems69 January 15, 2021

Practicing my dance moves

A way to describe pleasuring yourself.

I’m still in bed practicing my dance moves.

by Jessica’s feet October 8, 2017

kingwood practice

something satan uses to punish mass murderers and criminals

i had kingwood practice today... fml

by todom23 September 16, 2009

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012

batting practice

beer pong

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down

by diddydumdiddydo July 31, 2009

Billy Practice

The act of launching yourself face first onto a bed without using your hands or arms to break your fall, purely as a challenge to see if you can commit to the fall without flinching. The term was coined by kids. Nobody really knows who billy is but the name stuck.

My nephews were doing Billy Practice all afternoon. Just face planting like maniacs.

by Sedaohr March 28, 2025

Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.

Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.

by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012