poonis

Its original meaning was a peice of poo in the shape of a penis. Now, it can mean anything. Instead of using a certain word, plug in the word poonis.Its a much funnier definition and use of the word.

Dude, dont talk with poonis (food) in your mouth.

Hey, you dropped your poonis.(pencil)

Wake up and smell the poonis. (Coffee)

by Joshua Crespo September 14, 2005

pooneck

generally derogatorty term. can be substituted for twat, asshole, wanker, knobcheese etc. ussually associated with chris wheal

chris is a pooneck

by chris wheal April 23, 2004

Poonion

A vagina that is so infected that the smell actually brings you to tears.

"Damn girl, get that poonion tested!"

by malec slomas May 5, 2009

Poonictionary

Poonjab-to punch one's vagina

Poonexican-when you look at your and you see a stach

Poonboom-when your too far away for a poonjab you throw a bomb.

Poonbruise-when you look at your vagina and you see black and blue

Poonjew-when you lookat your vagina and you see a litte hat

Poonnazi-when you look at your vagina and your peubs are in the form of a swatzika.

Poonslice-when you judo chop a vagina

Poonedo-when your underwater and you see a vagina you throw a torpedo at it.

when any of the following words in poonictionary got to do with you, your vagina is in need of some good hearty dick.

by Poonmatt May 14, 2007

poonacha

A stank nasty poon or Vagina

She got some bad poonacha

by Boobooganoosh February 21, 2015

pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006

poonis

Passing excrament through the penis.
black guy

Hey! I just had a poonis!

by Bill Jaroszewski May 6, 2004