Goldy_pontential

An idiot that cannot spell or use proper grammar

(on the computer)
Person 1: Our you gae
Person 2: BRO you have Goldy_pontential spelling like sheesh

by 1wolvesgaming October 15, 2021

Pontypridd

A town in South Wales 30 mins from the Capital Cardiff home town of Ton Jones, Stereophonics,lost profits and some dude from the clash neither of which has been back since becoing famous apart Tom who done a gig for his 63nd birthday in the local park which cost £35 a ticket there's nothing in Ponty but shoe shops and pubs so its not suprising it s got high umemployment and the locals got nothing else better to do but get pissed up drunked up and scrap most of the problems are caused by valley commando's who live in the surounding valleys around ponty the term given to this is the commandos are out on tour they normanly be found out on tour either its Giro day or just been down AKA just got out of prison most commonly the HMP parc in bridgend or USK for the ones under 18 if your unlucky enough to end up in a pub in ponty on the weekend remember keep bank notes well hidden do not make any eye contact with anyone u might get met with ar eu looking at me but and get your face filled you may spot the CCTV system through out ponty and might be fooled into thinking the police respsoned incidents they see typically the police will watch it from the comfort of their police control room and turn up after if your a girl drinking in ponty dont drink pnts dont put your drinks down otherwise u end up date rape and they send pciture back to yor home address of it p's beware of the road driver are commonly drunk, stoned or stole the car or just dont have a licence in the first place

Im off to pontypridd i'd better get my conbat outfit on and sharpen and oil my flick knife

pontypridd is known locally as the warsone

by The Rooker Monster April 4, 2006

Pontus

An handsome tall guy who plats some sort of teamsport like fotball. He’s a good looking who are kind, humble, funny and straight guy. He is a master with the ladies and always wins. He know hos to take a hit both fysical and psycholical. His has awsome music taste and his eighter rich or have a wealthy man in his family.

Pontus mean ocean just like Poseidon menas ocean. Some people’s mean that he’s sort of like a good ”legendary”. Pontus is foten mixt up with ”The man, the myth, the legend. Even if you think that when you meet a Pontus he wont confes that he is one beacuse his humble.

He has a lot of friends and girls make lines to meet him some people mesn that he’s a player/fuck bot but hes a gentleman and would never do that do to once again hes humble.

He’s also very smart like 200 IQ Einstain askt a Pontus to make his breaktrougs in his carrier. To wrap it up his a bloddy genius. And if anybody says anything else thier losers no matter what.

He’s the best person i ever meet. He,s a Pontus!!

by Awsomedude_1994 March 28, 2019

ponti

A close word to words like own and pwn.

I ponti you! I got 20 ponti frags and you only got 2!

by Dheam January 20, 2006

Pontardawe

A rather small, pathetic village located in the Swansea vally, S. Wales. Lovingly refered to as Ponty by locals, although the real Ponty is, as we all know, Pontypridd, which is further west. The only good thing to highlight about this village is that I (rather thankfully) do not live there.

The focal point of this vilage is undoubtedly the chippie offering the best chips in the Swansea area.

"I'm going to Pontardwe to be bored"

by Duke of Earl January 28, 2005

olivia ponton

olivia ponton is a tiktok influencer, not a celebrity. she got famous for dating kio cyr and once she got enough clout she dumped him. she then proceeded to throw her ass back on 6ix9ine, a rapist and criminal and didn’t apologize or even address it.

My name is olivia ponton and ” i just ate“

by flerken September 24, 2020

pontiac

a very terrible piece of crap car possibly the worst ever built, they have problems right off the lot, waste of time and money stay away from the idiots who drive these joke cars.

hey like my new car? yea what is it? a Pontiac man...its got 7,000 miles on it and my power steering doesn't work and it needs a new catalytic converter

by jdm112 April 30, 2009