typing point

point of time at a boring party when one guest after another starts typing on his/her phone to check for an alternative.

also referred to as the tipping point of a party. soon after typing point, people start leaving the party for said alternative.
You don't want that to happen at your own party.

(on the phone)
Dude: He pal, whats the plan for tonight?
Pal: Hey dude, im meetin some friends later in town. thought you were at that party?
Dude: ya, dont know. typing point was five minutes ago, i think the partys dead pretty soon.
Pal: i told you! alright see you later..

by tboner3011 February 6, 2010

Case in point

An instance or example that illustrates what is being discussed, but usually used by twatheads who want to appear to be intelligent

"case in point, you failed to communicate with me and satisfy my unrealistic expectations"

by dhdjsbr July 18, 2017

point of no return

The moment just before you have an orgasm and ejaculate. You cant stop the semen from coming out, it just comes. It is and unstoppable force of nature. There is no holding it back.

Jonny didnt want to ejaculate, but he hit the point of no return and it was all over. His semen filled his lovers mouth....she was so angry she spit it at him.

by JiZZmaster696969 June 21, 2006

Map Point

An antiquated tradition left over from the early days before tickets and infolines for raves. Map Point was the place where you went to buy a map to the location of the rave (rather than the more modern concept of buying a ticket then calling the infoline.) which was also buying your ticket. It is still frequently used, although in conjunction with tickets and infolines.

Raver A: Did you hear about that rave on the 18th?
Raver B: Yeah, I'm not going though cause it's on the map point system so it will be a pain to get to.

by ZombieRaver February 19, 2009

10 points for Gryffindor

May be said in response to any successful or favorable action.

10 points for Gryffindor!

by DracoBlue July 5, 2010

anal point

well I suppose you can imagine it like a parking space that you think "gosh, I’ll never fit in there"
But then you fold in the side view mirrors and what do you know, your in.

"Well if that’s a place it sounds like I’d rather be the parking space then the car"

"Yeah that’s pretty much what I always guessed"

Anal Point

by Mr Pino January 28, 2008

penitentiary style

when you have violent anal sex with a someone as though you were in jail. this is usually done without consent and without a condom. it often involves the transmission of STDS especially HIV

once Ndu walked into cell block D, he knew he was going to get it penitentiary style -- now he has AIDS;

at the rape party, everyone was getting it penitentiary style

by evillestdude May 6, 2009