Poled

Having excruciating pain in the genital area after colliding with a cylindrical object (a.k.a. a water bottle)

Did you see the VTuber who got poled on stream by a water bottle?

by Fiiian August 12, 2024

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

Poland

When I think of the country Poland now I think of Lil yachty

I took the wooooooooooock to Poland

by M for Mike September 15, 2023

Poland

Poland (Polish: Polska ˈpɔlska ⓘ), officially the Republic of Poland,a is a country in Central Europe. It is divided into 16 administrative provinces called voivodeships, covering an area of 312,700 km2 (120,700 sq mi).126 Poland has a population of over 38 million and is the fifth most populous member state of the European Union. Warsaw is the nation's capital and largest metropolis. Other major cities include Kraków, Wrocław, Łódź, Poznań, Gdańsk, and Szczecin.

Poland has a temperate transitional climate, and its territory traverses the Central European Plain, extending from the Baltic Sea in the north to the Sudetes and Carpathian Mountains in the south. The longest Polish river is the Vistula, and Poland's highest point is Mount Rysy, situated in the Tatra mountain range of the Carpathians. The country is bordered by Lithuania and Russia to the northeast,b Belarus and Ukraine to the east, Slovakia and the Czech Republic to the south, and Germany to the west. It also shares maritime boundaries with Denmark and Sweden.

Polandballs!

by schroll December 11, 2023

Plender

n. A mild or affectionate insult comparable to bellend, idiot, or just an incompetent person

n. plendered: Someone monged on weed.

Derived from 90's playground language, an inoffensive version fit for the 21st century

What a plender.

Don't be a plender, plender
Blatantly man I'm totally plendered
I've been a complete and total plender, haven't I.
(to a group) Come on then plenders, let's plend

by Chokkyegg December 4, 2023

Plender

n. A mild or affectionate insult comparable to bellend, idiot, or just an incompetent person

n. plendered: Someone monged on weed.

Derived from 90's playground language, an inoffensive version fit for the 21st century

What a plender.

Don't be a plender, plender
Blatantly man I'm totally plendered
I've been a complete and total plender, haven't I.
(to a group) Come on then plenders, let's plend

by Chokkyegg December 4, 2023

Poland

a nation full of hot chicks

Person 1: Im lonely
Person 2: we should go to Poland!
Person 3: Good idea!

by iDontTrustYou February 13, 2024