Plender

n. A mild or affectionate insult comparable to bellend, idiot, or just an incompetent person

n. plendered: Someone monged on weed.

Derived from 90's playground language, an inoffensive version fit for the 21st century
What a plender.

Don't be a plender, plender
Blatantly man I'm totally plendered
I've been a complete and total plender, haven't I.
(to a group) Come on then plenders, let's plend
by Chokkyegg December 04, 2023
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Plender

n. A mild or affectionate insult comparable to bellend, idiot, or just an incompetent person

n. plendered: Someone monged on weed.

Derived from 90's playground language, an inoffensive version fit for the 21st century
What a plender.

Don't be a plender, plender
Blatantly man I'm totally plendered
I've been a complete and total plender, haven't I.
(to a group) Come on then plenders, let's plend
by Chokkyegg December 04, 2023
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Bramblewanker

1. An extremely Left-Wing person

2. Someone who cites an implausible, spurious, politically correct or 'woke' reason to prevent people from doing something.

3. A 'Virtue Signaller'

4. An annoying person.

Coined when attempting to retrieve a frisbee from a blackberry bush when wearing a new, expensive woolly jumper. The brambles are the snags, like when someone says 'no' for an annoying reason.
1. I bought myself a nice diesel BMW but now I have to sell it 'cause that Bramblewanker Sadiq Khan extended the ULEZ to outer London

2. Can't get anywhere today 'cause the Bramblewankers have glued themselves to the M25 again.

3. I used to love those San Pellegrino Limonata drinks, but the Bramblewankers have stopped selling the good old version and now you can only get the 'reduced sugar' one that tastes shite
by Chokkyegg December 04, 2023
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