Pokemon Switch

When one of your bros starts nailing a chick and then switches you in so you get more experience.

If not for the Pokemon Switch, Brendan might never have gained enough sexual experience to evolve.

by BostonPremium January 15, 2011

Pokemon GO

The best way to lose weight in 2016

Pokemon Go helps you get your ass of fthe couch and catch a damn pikachu

by Alomomola December 1, 2016

pokemon

Derogatory term for a lame, often lowskilled player in
multiplayer first-person shooters like Enemy Territory that
uses one-shot kill weapons like Panzerfaust or Rifle Grenades

in order to get easy frags in a non-effective way.

Often kills his self or his teammates accidently.

(pokemon kills only 1 player AND his self with a Panzerfaust)
"haha pokemon single pf nab"

by tretmine April 3, 2010

Pokemon

When someone’s nudes are leaked and traded

Homie 1: Bro did you see Ashley’s Pokemon

Homie 2: yea that shit was nice

by EsketitEskeet May 29, 2018

Pokemon GO

The future of kidnapping, by bringing Pokemon to life. This app will probably be released somewhere in 2016. Also see Pokemon

Youngster: *looking for pokemon

Guy in a White Van: Hey kid, I will trade you a level 100 Mewtwo for level 3 Pidgey

Youngster: I love Pokemon GO

by Just a Pseudonym November 2, 2015

Pokemon Denial

When someone who grew up in the 1990s (and therefore was hopelessly obsessed with Pokémon, just as any healthy child was) claims that they were never interested in it.

Ironically this is in an attempt to look cool but the truth being that if they did not like Pokémon as a child (which they blatantly did) they would have been shunned by their peers, the effects of which would still be continuing today.

Tom: hey Steve... when you were a child what was your favourite Pokémon?
Steve: my favourite what?
Tom: Pokémon...
Steve: was that the japanese thing with the yellow monster called Pika something... i was never interested in that!
Tom: your in Pokemon denial.

by thefaceoftom January 9, 2010

Pokemon Crater

A free internet multiplayer flash and text game known as one of the biggest let-downs in internet history not because of it's gameplay which was actually quite fun is a bit repetitive but because, at the height of it's popularity it was shut down leaving thousands of loyal fans angry.

noob 1 on monday: hey this game pokemon crater is addicting and fun
noob 1 on friday: what, WTF? did I spell if wrong or something?
(then spends an hour looking for pokemon crater only to find out on wiki answers that it was closed forever thursday night)

by Dr. buttrape August 7, 2009