Systematic Polar Realism

(Sis-tem-Mat-ick Poh-ler reel-iz-em) N. 1) A writing style coined in 2001 by Wyoming Writer Kenny D Hollis. It incorporates Gonzo Journalism and Capote Intellect. 2) The cornerstone for AUN Publishing of Denver, Colorado. 3) The future of American Writing.

Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.

by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005

fry-polar

A person who is completely relaxed and fun to be around until you eat something off of their fast food try, at which time they become unnecessarily angry and upset. Often occuring with french fries.

Dave was in a great mood all day up until I ate one of his mozzarella sticks and he went fry-polar.

by Cordealio March 13, 2009

PoGaF

(poh-gaff), noun: When one is fed up or frustrated, they are said to pass this point, the Point of Giving a Fuck, beyond which they simply have no fuck left to give.

Dude, this homework has driven me past the PoGaF for the last time. Let's burn this shit and go get pizza.

by Roggirek December 17, 2010

poGrunt

an 03xx(infantry man) in the U.S. Marine Corps, that has spent his entire career filling administrative billets.For this reason a poGrunt will stay as motivated as the day he left SOI ( school of Infantry )....... this Marine will be the one, who instead of saying go do something productive..... will be like " hey Marines log run(eventhough its black flag and there should be no pt'ing going on )

Ie: bro, were you there when that poGrunt Sgt. put me on suicide watch because i was playing with a plastic bag.

by squacker mc. squackin berg June 2, 2011

Polar Rican

A person of both Polish and Puerto Rican decent who hails from an Arctic region.

My buddy from Fairbanks is a Polish-Puerto Rican, he is therefore a Polar Rican.

by Wango McTango December 19, 2011

Polar Race

A loose term used to catagorize persons of both Caucasian and African American decent, as being opposite ends of the chromatic spectrum of skin tones.

Adele and Jimi Hendrix are examples of the "opposite ends" of the two polar races.

by Too Taylor November 7, 2012

polar fudgesicle

Southern fad emerging in 2014 where you defecate into a condom, freeze it, use it as a vaginal pleasure tool before depositing it fully in the girl's anus to thaw. She then passes it as if it were a normal bowel movement. It is rumored to have gained popularity with those in the food service industry before expanding from there.

That was some crazy polar fudgesicle!

by I-nigma July 17, 2014