Clunge potato

A man who, instead of going out with his friends, will simply choose to stay home with his girlfriend all day.

Thus simulating the laziness and buzzkill of your average couch potato, but for different reasons.

Is Jonny comin' out tonight man?

Na he's bein' a clunge potato, as per.

by derpa1234 April 1, 2011

Cunt Potato

A girl who is acting like a cunt and is from Ireland

Yeah shes hot but shes a total Cunt Potato

by mastodonPenis March 3, 2015

Crotch Potato

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

by Mojo King Bee July 6, 2005

Crotch Potato

noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes

man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes

by Action Aardvark February 23, 2011

Cleveland Hot Potato

The process by which an individual excretes a large piece of fecal matter and proceeds to pass that directly into another individual's anus, who then tries to return the instrument into the originator's anus. This process is repeated until one unsuccessfully receives the item. The failing indidivual must then proceed to orally consume the article.

Cora Wong was playing Cleveland Hot Potato with a Water Buffalo. One of them lost, yet, they both wanted to eat the feces.

by Cora Wong August 31, 2007

Couch Potato

A parody song of Loose Yourself by Eminem sung by Weird Al Yankovic.

Some lyrics:

"My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)"

Did you hear Weird Al sining "Couch Potato" on the radio last night?

by FrodoBagginz February 11, 2010

couch-potato

a normal person, with a job and a career, socially awkward outside their work environment, who may be using the "excessive TV watching" in order to manage their depression or social anxiety

many people jump the gun and label each and every couch-potato they encounter as a lazy and unproductive member of society; however, a couch-potato may indeed be be a very functional, non-lazy person, but still watch excessive amounts of TV as an alternative to drugs and medication when dealing with their depression or social anxiety

by Sexydimma February 19, 2015