potate

Prostate and a potato mixced in one. The word is based in Roman latin defined for the first time on record in 30004562 BC.
You can use this word for everything.

Your potate is showing!!
POTATE OFF YOU GOOEY POTATE!
I am a potate.
Sweet potate

by Potate May 5, 2006

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Polattypus

Someone who always takes things waaaaay too far.

That joke was funny until the polattypus ruined it.

by arnzame October 1, 2010

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Potatic Justice

The carrying out of poetic justice using the medium of Potatoes

A) we need to give this town some a-peel

B) if poetic justice had any sence of timing, that potato would have rolled over and mashed the guy just after he said that.

A) potatic justice!

by APotatoFan January 7, 2013

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Pocarrot

1. (n.) A potato with carrot-like features

2.(n.) A carrot with potato-like features

3. (n.) A potato and a carrot combined that is, in every way possible, better than a cartato

Pocarrot sate so much better than dumb cartatos

by Beansss August 9, 2016

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A potato of which has been left in the ground for too long and infected by the roots of plants around it. Once it enters this phase, it sprouts out of the ground and begins terrorizing people around it. The Potaterminus is not only infectious to other potatoes, but people too. Common symptoms that occur after contact with the Potaterminus include (but are not limited to) small brown spots across the body, traces of starch in blood, and a potato-like tone to skin, no matter the race. The Potaterminus' goals are unknown, but it does appear to be fully alive and is extremely hostile towards anything that breathes.

Brian: William, did you remember to harvest the potatoes this morning?
William: ...
Brian: So they wouldn't start rotting and possibly become a Potaterminus?
William: ...Uuh-
Brian: Well?
William: Yyyeah, no, we're fucked.

by mirrormanwastaken November 30, 2021

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