Pinch a Clincher

To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.

I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!

by IDStarGirl October 7, 2018

cooch pinch

(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".

A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.

girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"

by cyballs February 15, 2010

Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.

Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!

by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022

pinch litter

When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.

(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)

I’m not kidding you, i took a pinch litter, and they still didn’t ever find out it wasn’t the cat!

by pseudonympho April 19, 2022

rhyme pinching

Verb: When a rapper pronounces a word differently then it is traditionally pronounced as to make said word rhyme with a word it conventionally does not rhyme with.

Eminem is rhyme pinching when he mispronounces the word "by" to make it sound like it rhymes with the word "god" , even though these words do not congrue with a traditional rhyme.

by PRiME & PM January 3, 2018

Bitch Pinch

Bitch pinch is a term used to describe when someone pinches the joint filter or roach to a point where no smoke can be inhaled. Bitch pinchers usually bitch pinch for no reason an irritate others stoners.

-"Take the joint, man."
-"Bro you Bitch Pinched the joint!"
-"Sorry, man."

by SteynUD September 14, 2016

pinch a tater

1). to take a dump

Sorry we were late, Sam had to pinch a tater.

by madzbenz June 23, 2018