In Starcraft 2, the mortal enemy of the Zerg race. Captain Phoenix will kill your queens, kill all your overlords and supply block you, kill mutalisks in 1:2 ratios, lift up and slaughter most of your ground units, and just generally make your life hell. Not as dangerous in 1v1 where he can safely be counter attacked or defended against. In team matches however, particularly 3v3 and 4v4, if Captain Phoenix is left alone to get a critical mass of phoenix your team is in a large amount of trouble if you don't have a Terran player. At the very least, Captain Phoenix will shut down almost all production from enemy zerg players.
The protoss on the enemy team is walled in with a core and gate at the ramp, so is the protoss on your team. The toss on your team is going stalkers, and there is a good chance the opposing protoss is also, but little do you know you're up against Captain fucking Phoenix. If you went ground, you have already lost, you will have little to no defense vs Captain Phoenix. If you attack, your forces will be lifted up and killed, with the exception of mass zerglings, which will just die at the ramp. By now most of your overlords you spread out will be dead, if you are supply blocked it's probably also game over. If you went air instead of ground, you're DEFINITELY dead. Mutalisks will be slaughtered by phoenix kiting, and while corruptors may be able to go toe to toe with phoenix, they are completely useless against anything else the protoss will send aside from assisting with corruption.
by leetkr3 October 29, 2010
An after-sex move of knocking out your partner and then urinating on them. They will awaken, and be reborn as somebody who will never sleep with you again. Unless they're into that.
Jeff: I totally gave this girl a golden phoenix last night!
Matt: How'd that go?
Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.
Matt: Nice.
Matt: How'd that go?
Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.
Matt: Nice.
by spfee January 09, 2012
A Cleveland Steamer that is performed outdoors on a hot, sunny day. The man shits on the woman's chest while she is sunbathing. When the sun has completely baked the pile of shit, the man eats it off of the woman's chest, revealing a shit-shaped tanline.
Q: Where's Missy?
A: She's at the tanning salon trying to even out the tanlines she got from the Phoenix Steamer Craig gave her.
A: She's at the tanning salon trying to even out the tanlines she got from the Phoenix Steamer Craig gave her.
by AZsteamer September 16, 2006
The second worse place to live in America. Full of people who think they are better than everyone and who flee their hometowns for greener (drier) pastures.
Phoenix, AZ is for pussies.
by Walleye November 06, 2007
To Pull A Phoenix Is to Yell "OBJECTION" when you don't have any evidence to support you and still end up winning. Most commonly done in a court room. This Originated By A Child By the Name Ben Martin While He was playing the "Phoenix Wright : Ace Attorney" Series.
Prosecution : Betty Is A Slut because -
You : OBJECTION! Betty is not a slut because...
Jury 1 : Damn, He just Objected with out evidence!!
Jury 2 : It's called "To Pull a Phoenix"
Jury 3 : Damn Straight!
You : OBJECTION! Betty is not a slut because...
Jury 1 : Damn, He just Objected with out evidence!!
Jury 2 : It's called "To Pull a Phoenix"
Jury 3 : Damn Straight!
by ChopStickes April 05, 2010
A phoenix is a mythical yet magestic creature. Only suiting is the sexual maneuver dedicated to this firey bird. When one decides to engage is the mucking of a woman's slop pit with cracked or dried lips, after she has consumed a large amount of spicy food. The burning sensation tends to resemble that of applying Blistex to a set of lips, except Blistex doesnt make a "your girlfriend's asshole" flavored product. The burning causes you to retreat from her mud knot and screech like a Phoenix.
This fucking cold has been so hard on me. I can't breathe through my nose so my lips are cracked. And to top it off, I got the fire phoenix from the old lady when I tried to go turd diving.
by the bird of prey February 02, 2014
Mike: "Can you believe that stupid splitty did a flaming phoenix?"
Max: "She won't be able to walk for a week"
Max: "She won't be able to walk for a week"
by The Infamous Pi July 14, 2005