Coconut Phone

When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.

*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.

We need to get business for this food truck. I'm going to get on the coconut phone and make it happen.

by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 10, 2016

i phone job

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.

Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.

by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020

Get Off The Cell Phone

A phrase used when someone is unfocused or is not paying attention to the task at hand

"Wait? I zoned out. What were you saying?"
"Come on dad, GET OFF THE CELL PHONE."

by Leanne Young May 24, 2006

redneck speaker phone

when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.

i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.

by fuckthathotass69 December 10, 2018

drug dealer phone

a shitty 90s phone that drug dealers use not to get tracked

dealer: you ready for the heroin?
me: your on your drug dealer phone right?

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

by Magogigle October 23, 2009

put the freak on the phone

if something is really nice

man put the freak on the phone this food good asf

put the freak on the phone this dude fine ash

by reallyprettygirl12345 October 6, 2020