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Peruvian Coffee

This term is used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. It is often used to describe someone who doesn't care about showering or personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. Only the smell of the coffee.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
Peruvian Coffee by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Peruvian Handshake

When two people shove one of their arms up the asshole and throat of a recipient and do a handshake in the middle.
"Do you two want to do a Peruvian Handshake on me?"
Peruvian Handshake by badpiggiez October 21, 2025

Peruvian Chupacabra

A woman dresses up as a goat while a man inserts BBQ sauce up her anus. Upon the initial insertion the man's dominant foot is also inserted in the anus emulating a stomping motion, effectively stirring the sauce. After roughly three minutes of anal BBQ stomping the man drinks his victory juice.
P1 : Why are your leg and mouth covered in BBQ sauce?
P2 : Me and my girl just did the Peruvian Chupacabra.
Peruvian Chupacabra by KostasT November 9, 2025

The Peruvian Oh Oh Oh 

The type of WAP Peruvian women have..

it will definitely change your life and make you wanna be a better man. You must know how to swim to attain it. If you have it, you will want to bring her to meet your Mom. May cause you to call the police.
“Have you ever tried the Peruvian Oh Oh Oh? Cause I’m bout to change your life baby”

Fake Peruvians 

A kid who lies about being Peruvian and traveling the world.
Person 1: I met some fake Peruvians they’re annoying asf
Person 2: I hate them They cap about everything
Person 3: Yeah
Fake Peruvians by Caruso March 2, 2021

North Peruvian nickel stack 

The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.
First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.