A nickname for your friend who is ONE CRAZY BITCH. They are the most psychotic person you know, and will send you furry porn anytime, any day. They are an excellent friend, and past their insane nature they can be very deep and down to earth. They are willing to talk (the rare times they are awake), and have no problem ghosting you for days. They are a stone cold stoner, and are the perfect person to vibe with. They love to flirt, and are super hot all the time. They are amazing friends, and will be there for you always.
“Hey Mystical Peacock, you are looking soooo sexy today.”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
“Get in your cage kitten, and open up that bussy.”
“Alright daddy, let me get my collar on…”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021
Get the Mystical Peacock mug.“Maddie Peacock?” he said “the coloniser and war criminal of the 17 hundreds who mass murdered and enslaved madagascar and most of south africa ?”
by absolutrastaman August 26, 2022
Get the Maddie Peacock mug.by Josh poole November 27, 2014
Get the matt peacock mug.The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.
Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016
Get the Injured Peacock mug.The first rule of peacocking is : don't tell the audience what it already knows.
This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.
This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.
John just violated the First Rule of Peacocking when giving his acceptance speech! he acted like no one knew why they were all there when he told them again about his achievements.
by Human Peacocking June 11, 2023
Get the First Rule of Peacocking mug.Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.
by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019
Get the Reverse Peacocking mug.A peacock or peacock man, is a very flamboyant and extravagant yet heterosexual men.
They dress in very flashy, colorful, designer style clothing, and are generally more well-kept than the average man.
Similar to the male peacock bird, this way of dress and lifestyle is sometimes done to attract the opposite sex, as peacock men are usually players and in direct competition with other men for potential mates. As a result, they need a way to stand out through expensive, maximalist clothing, a highly extroverted, ego driven personality, and articulate way of speech that attracts women of a similar lifestyle.
*Just like any other subculture, it's not only a way of dress but a different state of mind.
They dress in very flashy, colorful, designer style clothing, and are generally more well-kept than the average man.
Similar to the male peacock bird, this way of dress and lifestyle is sometimes done to attract the opposite sex, as peacock men are usually players and in direct competition with other men for potential mates. As a result, they need a way to stand out through expensive, maximalist clothing, a highly extroverted, ego driven personality, and articulate way of speech that attracts women of a similar lifestyle.
*Just like any other subculture, it's not only a way of dress but a different state of mind.
"Wow, when David's in the room all eyes are on him. The men, the women, everybody can't get enough of this guy!"
"He's a peacock man, those dudes manage to swoon almost anyone into liking them and doing what they want for them."
"He's a peacock man, those dudes manage to swoon almost anyone into liking them and doing what they want for them."
by Afro-Chan September 26, 2023
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