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Parker Fly

Best guitar ever.
Better than any les paul, or PRS.
Parker Flys are awesome, and mad expensive too.
by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004
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Uncle Parker

Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis
I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.
by Totally Legal Alien April 26, 2017
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sarah jessica parker

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........
by clairem June 19, 2007
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Todd Parker

The coolest motherfucker that ever lived. Plays a small part in the award-winning, major motion picture Boogie Nights. Although, he did steal the show. Similar to what Doc Holliday does for the film Tombstone.

A man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.
Any average guy: "God, I wish I could be more like Todd Parker."
by Luke Brandon September 13, 2007
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Palmerton

Okay. Where do I even start. I dont even consider Palmerton a town because of how small it is. Its more of a village where all the rednecks come out of their cottages and roam the town. You have the children who like to suck eachother off any minute they have. Theyre like flytraps. Out of womb and already wanting that booty. Then you have the highschoolers who vape eachothers spinal fluids. They also have sex any chance they get. Then you have the low-income adults. Most have 5 kids and counting, and the ladies have different dads for each kid. Fathers are usually the fat rednecks that live at Joey B's and go to Country Harvest to get Zimmermans and a dose of advil because they cant handle taking care of their crack head kids. Lastly, you have the random hobos that show up out of no where and lick eachothers asscracks for a lollipop.
"Palmerton is filled with disease infested crackheads who blow eachother for a lollipop"
by BreadLoaf666 December 19, 2018
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Palmerston

A city located in Australia, Northern Territory, just outside of Darwin. While many people are forced to live in Palmerston due to sky rocketing housing prices in Darwin, Palmerston in it's own right is a breeding ground for white trash and has become known as the ghetto of the Northern Territory. In Palmerston it is advised that you take some form of armament to defend your self from drunken Itinerants and car jackings as Palmerston has the highest rate of crime in all of Australia combined. Also home to many rev heads and V8 bogans.
"Before going to Palmerston I had to get the keys to my gun safe and put on a bullet proof vest, while my brother was calling 1800-RENT-A-TANK just to be safe and incase we needed backup"

"Hey did you see all those pregnant fourteen year olds at the Palmerston Bus Depot. They had like forty five year old husbands and their daughter(s) was also fertilized by the same farther. The daughter was also pregnant expecting a miscarriage that day after being hit by the farther"
by Chilz0r August 27, 2005
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Candace Parker

Born April 11, 1986. Raised in Naperville, Illinois. Plays in the WNBA for the Los Angeles Sparks. Was the 1st Draft pick for the WNBA. Was a Tennessee Lady Vol, and won 2 straight NCAA Championships, one in 2007 and in 2008. The sickest women's basketball player in history. The second woman to dunk in the WNBA. Lisa Leslie the 1st Also the only woman to ever dunk in a NCAA tournament, and did so 2 times in one game. And 1st woman to dunk in a NCAA tournament. Also marrying Sheldon Williams, a pro basketball player from Duke University.
Damn, did you see Candace Parker win the Slam Dunk contest?
by Joia Robertson August 19, 2008
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