Guy: aww man! I think I should just call it a night
Guy 2: Why?! We just got to this bar
Guy: There's a group of girls over there that have pussies closed tighter than Fort Knox!
Guy 2: F**ck! Just what we needed, a grenade parade!
Guy: Yeah, it might as well be a group of nuns! Let's go home a play XBox
Guy 2: Deal!
Guy 2: Why?! We just got to this bar
Guy: There's a group of girls over there that have pussies closed tighter than Fort Knox!
Guy 2: F**ck! Just what we needed, a grenade parade!
Guy: Yeah, it might as well be a group of nuns! Let's go home a play XBox
Guy 2: Deal!
by neatoguido June 16, 2011
A store in which is gay because the cashier screws her mom as they get all us pissed by the rule of needing an adult to shop with you.
"PARADE OF SHOES ISN'T A PARADE"
or
"Parade Of Shoes loses bussiness because Daria, Karen, Matt and I got pissed and will now not shop there"
or
"Parade Of Shoes loses bussiness because Daria, Karen, Matt and I got pissed and will now not shop there"
by FrozenIce December 27, 2004
when you're friend calls you up at your most bored moment and informs you there are a plethora of hunnies up in his place prime for the fucking
"Yo I was sitting around playin ms. pacman and readin webster's dictionary when my friend hit me up with the 'FREAK PARADE'"
by Jay40 November 29, 2005
term used when members of military service (usually males) see a very attractive woman whether the female is miltary or civilian, and slightly refers to the military term of standing at attention-in this case for the gorgeous lady.
Male 1: " Wow Poh-rade rest!"
Male 2: "Agreed"
OR
Female : "Did you see the girl driving that hummer?
Male : "Was she parade rest material?"
Female : "Phuck yea!"
Male 2: "Agreed"
OR
Female : "Did you see the girl driving that hummer?
Male : "Was she parade rest material?"
Female : "Phuck yea!"
by fister 187 March 22, 2012
Means 'Cans on Display'. To be used when in the vicinity of cans, which are prominently on display, and you wish to point out to a mate that there are cans on display without notifying the owner of the cans.
*cans walk into room*
guy1: hey dude, bulls on parade son
guy2: *turns and surveys the cans* Worrdddd!!
Owner of cans: *Oblivious look*
guy1: hey dude, bulls on parade son
guy2: *turns and surveys the cans* Worrdddd!!
Owner of cans: *Oblivious look*
by Caboss October 28, 2006
A group of young homosexuals who now think that they have a right to continue making terrible music even tho their songwriter is signed with another band.
Mayday Parade sucks donkey balls.
The new Mayday Parade album is horseshit
Dude, if we dont write better songs, people will think that were mayday parade
The new Mayday Parade album is horseshit
Dude, if we dont write better songs, people will think that were mayday parade
by Chip Slickstuff November 29, 2010
Hey, I heard downtown their is going to be a serious freak parade. All types of people. Just remember to wear underwear over your pants.
by Jericho Waverly July 11, 2008