Miguels' Pants

the place where virtually everything in the universe happens.
Person 1: "where are you right now?"
Person 2: "same place as you stupid. MIGUELS' PANTS."
by Barbieex2 February 19, 2011
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mumble pants

when your pants are so tight you can see a womans lips move
hey mumble pants i can see your lips moving but i can't hear what you are saying
by skeeter April 08, 2004
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Yoga Pants

Pants that make anyone look like they have an ass.
"Damn when did Jillian get an ass".
"She doesn't, its just the yoga pants".
by Effing Dbag October 03, 2010
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Wears the pants

1. Refers to the person in charge.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.
Ben: Hey, what happened to Joe? His phone rang and the next thing I know he was gone.

Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.
by Justaineer December 11, 2008
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Pants Time

The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.
"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."
by Keynon May 31, 2005
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seat-of-the-pants

1. adjective. Informal. Based on or using intuition and experience rather than a plan or method. Performed without using instruments: a seat-of-the-pants landing of the aircraft.

2. Verb: using or relying on intuition and experience rather than instruments, technology, or a predetermined man
a seat-of-the-pants landing of the aircraft.

The young owners of the start up company were running their business by the seat-of-their-pants because they lacked previous experience.
by Mozhgan Hudiburgh December 03, 2019
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Pants Jump

The epic jump one makes when they are pulling up their pants.
"Dude, your ass crack is showing."
*jumps while pulling up pants*"PANTS JUMP!"
by pantsjump March 30, 2010
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