Payton

A beautiful and amazing girl. She makes friends easily and isn't afraid to speak up for herself and friends. She's an animal lover and will do anything to pet your dog. And if she says she's not hungry, she's lying, she could always have a snack and will steal it if your not looking.

Guy 1: Payton did you take my food again?

Payton: No! Maybe...

by Stew your son May 30, 2018

pattondrew

A bad ass nigga who mowed down Military Police in a lego game, and is the creator of Dong Water.

Did you hear about that guy in Armored, PattonDrew? I heard he mass killed MP and forced Manthisisalongname to drink his Dong Water. What a legend.

by Obama Destroyer of worlds December 1, 2019

Patonia

A less crude name for you fanny. Your vag. Perfect for younger kiddos and older people who are to insecure to say the word Vagina.

Josie: Omg my patonia hurts!

Aimee: My patonia hurts as well. Probably cause I went cycling!

by Aims dv January 18, 2020

Ponton Family

A Family That is Fucked Up in so many ways.

The Ponton Family Is a fucked up family

by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020

payton

The hottest and most loving boy u will ever meet. He is loyal and kind and will always stand up for what's right in the end. HE WILL MAKE U FEEL WANTED NO MATTER WHAT.he is always looking for ways to make u happy and will give u a hug whenever u need it. Payton is overall the best kind of person and if u find one don't mess up.

Payton called me when I was sad and made me feel better

by EGGMAN November 9, 2020

paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.

Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.

by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021

Payton’s soulmate

Ash.

“Hey, who’s Payton’s soulmate?”
“Oh it’s Ash. I thought it was obvious they’re meant to be-.”

by Hisokaswife March 8, 2021