Proximity Herpes

Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.

"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"

Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"

by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010

Sphincter tickle by proxy

Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"

The other day I recieved a sphincter tickle by proxy. Nice one...

by thewexfordlad April 6, 2007

Proximity Mine

A bitch you may think is pretty hot when looking from a distance, but once you get a closer look, thats when it all blows up in your face and you realize, that bitch be UGLY!!!

That bitch is a proximity mine!

or

I eyed this bitch from across the bar, i went up to go talk to her and wow she was fucken ugly! I determined she was a proximity mine!

by HAZE8713 November 14, 2010

zombie by proxy

Seems like zombie but is in fact something else.
Like infected, radio controlled, bad childhood.

Well my dear Elizabeth, this is just a zombie by proxy. They are infected by some virus

by quarzelback! May 31, 2010

By proxy

As a result of.

His leg twitched, causing his foot to kick by proxy.

by Jadedimage December 9, 2013

Proxeneta

Comes from the spanish word for PIMP.

A playa of spanish decent. Another term is Latin Lover.

Guy 1: Holy shit, look at that pimp in the el camino
Guy 2: Dude thats a proxeneta, just look at the car, the trashy gold chains, and the taco bueno wrappers.
Guy 1: gross

by Mark April 20, 2005

HBP - Hot By Proxy

Being "hot", attractive, or sexy just because of a race

Bob: "Check out my date... you think she's hot?"
Tom: "Dude, she's Asian!! She's HBP - hot by proxy!"

by pussy-cat October 6, 2008