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President's Day

Definition:
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)

History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"

"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
by RobertOldhead December 18, 2008
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President-at-large

Secretary of State: presently Hillary Clinton. This person directly represents the President, especially in foriegn policy matters; also, third successor to the Presidency behind the Vice-President, and the Speaker of the House.
President-at-large, Secretary Hillary Clintion, is constantly on the move around the world addressing issues for the President.
by Guido1 April 19, 2009
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48th president

Feminist: TRUMP ISN'T MY PRESIDENT

Anyone else: Sure....The 48th president is a monkey how about that?
Feminist: Why is it a monkey what are you anti-species?...racist
by Ratimus Maximus April 20, 2018
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PRESIDENT TRUMP

President Donald Trump. The greatest President the U.S. ever had! He is the last true American in office!
President TRUMP is the last true American in office. He didn't sell out or country like biden will.
by Xh1 December 7, 2020
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The president's of gaming

The most powerful group of gamers to ever exist. The clans members consist of Clinton gaming,Obama gaming,Nixon gaming,Fillmore gaming,Kennedy gaming,and the newest member trump gaming. WARNING IF IN YOUR GAME APPROACH WITH CAUTION.
Guy 1:FUCK!
Guy 2:What?
Guy1: I just got killed for the 20th time by Obama gaming a member of The president's of gaming
Guy 2:Oh come on they cant be that goo-.....FUCK!
Guy 1:And you were saying?
Guy 2:fucking Clinton gaming bombed me.
Guy 1:Oh shit oh fuck oh god trump and Nixon are rushing me!
Guy 2:Oh god its Fillmore!
Guy 1:That's the only one that you shouldn't worry about trust me he wont do much to ya
Guy 2 and 1:OH FUCK
by Tribe of dad January 31, 2020
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President of Spain

The person who represents Spain or Niall Horan. Niall Horan speaks spanish so well that he is the president of Spain. He once said: "Yo soy español, español, español"
X: Who is being defined for president of Spain?
Y: ObViOuSlY Niall Horan, duh.
by Hanna Vanderwald December 27, 2020
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