posebian

A women who is really flirty with her girl friends or other women at bars to get the attention of men even though she is straight.

Why is making out with that girl outside? I wonder if her boyfriend knows she is a posebian.

by ktisswt September 14, 2009

Pooseum

An un-flushing toilet

a - "Have you seen the latest exhibit in the pooseum?"
b - "No?"
a - "Don't go, its shit"

by The Poo Collector September 3, 2012

pause rep

When you're balls deep and need to pause because you're about to blow it.

Tim does a pause rep then switches holes so he can last all night

by Richard Hangslow September 22, 2018

Poseidon’s Net

It is when you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet water before going poop, to catch a turd and prevent a Posidon’s kiss.

Ever since I’ve began using the Poseidon’s net, I’ve greatly reduced getting wet ass from Poseidon’s kiss.

by Poseidon’s Net April 8, 2019

Poseidon's Kiss

When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.

My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.

by CoC/Tubing March 14, 2023

reef poser

One who pretends to have a reef to gain friends and community. Generally a reef fag. See also Reef Fairy

Dude, corriewf is such reef poser. Have you seen that thing he's calling a tank? Total weakness..

by xl0 June 30, 2005

Live Pause

A Term which was born through an NZ ad used when an attractive female passes by and has to stop to do something (i.e re adjust)

Guy one: "Check her"
Guy Two: "I bloody love live pause"

by WHayze January 29, 2009