Plopsicle

A fat, sweaty and hairy individual of any ethnicity that just sits and eats thus getting fatter and fatter. Over time the condition of the plopsicle gets more noticable and is more rare to be spotted as they start leaving the couch and the house less and less. Has all of the grosest phisical features imaginable.

"In a line at the grocery store"
Plopsicle: Move out of my way i got places to be
Man: Don't tell me what to do ya fukin plopsicle! And i know you don't have places to be.
Plopsicle: "starts to cry and run away but trips and cries some more"

by Lilblacboy May 18, 2015

Plompy

A youngling with a frizzy trim who wears a bed sheet over his head and twerks for a living.

" Damn look at that Plompy twerking as he chief instigates an apple war on the usos."

by Chief Instigator March 31, 2022

Plomp

To prod your penis into the anus without inserting it for pleasure. Usually only done by homosexual males but occasionally straight men do it as a tease to other men in public places such as change rooms and public showers.

"man i can't believe what i just saw. while kenedy was changing colin walked up and plomped him."

by Tekasumbowdee October 4, 2009

plums

The masculine anal equivalent of female cherries.

Our advice to new inmates here at Attica is to safeguard their plums.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

Plumsy

An insult. Also referred to as a girls private part

"oh shut up ya plumsy"
"your mothers Plumsy"

by Abrys November 7, 2007

Plostractis

the hanging mass that often sways just between the knees of morbidly obeise females.

Your momma is so fat she nearly trips on her own plostractis

by Harry April 16, 2003

Plompeldag

The mutated version of a normally happy go-lucky editor of Urban Dictionary. The mutation is caused by something maddening and annoying happening WHILE he is editing UD words. For example, eating pizza and accidentally getting grease all over his keyboard.

Nick: "AGHHH!!"
Tom: Holy shit he just got grase all over his keyboard!
Ben: HE'S TURNING INTO A PLOMPELDAG!! RUNN!!!!"

by DriftingNick April 7, 2010