Platypuss

A slang term for a woman with so much botox in her lips that they think having a ducks bill is like having a second vagina.

That botox clinic is a real Platypuss factory.

by Hjk996 September 21, 2018

Platypussy

The best type of pussy usually from a platypus if not then its from another animal that's three quarters platypus

Man i just got some sick platypussy from that three quarter platypus thot overthere!

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

platypusi

Plural for platypus (like with cacti) but for idiots who want to sound funny.
Don't use this word. It's obviously "platypuses".

Person 1: Hey bro did you see those platypusi? Lmao!
Person 2: shut the fuck up you piece of shit disgrace I yearn for your demise every single goddamn day

by smartass with a good ass November 29, 2020

Platypussy

When you’re in the middle of f*cking some good pussy and your girlfriend walks in so you make them f*ck together and cum over it when they do

“What were you up to last night bro”

“Did a platypussy with my girl”

“Aw sick bro”

by 2 millimetre defeater May 3, 2021

Platypussy

Avb. (Adverb) What platypuses be doing when they do anything. They be platypussy'in.

In their den, they are just platypussy'in!

by Paradise_Lost24 May 23, 2022

Platypossum

The offspring of a platypus and a possum

holy crap that platypossum is insane!

by Awesome ninja face kicker June 3, 2011

Platyposse

A group (or posse) of Platypi. Usually solitary creatures, they call upon each other in times of bandits and bank robbing. Also called upon when damsels are in distress. Obviously Australian.

"Did you see that platyposse in the Outback?"
"Yes! The Melbourne Boys must be in town!"

by kaelside June 26, 2015