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ping pong

the playing with balls on a table.....(punage)

A game that consists of a table, (around 7 foot in size) two small bats (usually inches in diameter) a small hollow white ball (plastic and nylon) and two players.
the score goes up to 21 (or 14 depends on how long you want to play for) and the only acception to this is when it is 20-20 (or 13-13) then it is the first person to win by 2 points.

there is also beer pong. which is much more fun but i cba to explain :)
dude! ping pong rules!
by lalalala, amy winehoose! January 17, 2009
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ping pong theorem

The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.

-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.
Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"

Propz to paul*
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Ping Spoofer

A ping spoofer is somebody that is bad an uses their ping to hit shots.
And example of a ping spoofer is amir.
by _RawrAustin_ July 30, 2019
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ping ping

Used when refering to someone of Asian decent.
Asian: Good morning!

You: What's up PING PING
by D.O.G. January 16, 2007
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ping me

A term used widely on IRC. To ping someone is to send them a packet of data and record the time it takes for their PC to respond. This is meseared in miliseconds, and the lower, the better.
Dude, i r teh pingz j00!

rofl! w/e

woah sheet, 23ms!
by Nick June 23, 2004
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ping ping

Man 1: Check out that cake!
Man 2: Oh my god! Ping ping!
by Gatefold May 8, 2007
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Ping Pong

When the word 'Ping' is called amongst friends/people, it means the person has an item, be this food or drink, they no long want. The first person to reply by saying 'Pong'. That person then receives the pinged item.

Not to be mistaken for ''Bing Bong'' Which refers to passing a joint or the bong amongst pot smokers.
Person 1- *I'm no longer hungry for this amazing sandwich that I have in my possession, I will pass it on using Ping Pong*

Person 2- *Man I'm starving. I wish I had an amazing sandwich to eat*

Person 1- ''PING!!!''

Person 3- ''PONG!!!''

Person 2- ''Damn it!!!''
by AC1D_Hampster October 6, 2010
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