Civil Air Patrol Cadet

Cadets usually aged 12-18, some up to the age of 21 can join the Civil Air Patrol and choose from a wide variety of activities. A very rewarding, yet draws negative attention by some idiots.

There are three kinds of cadets;
1.) Those who actually sit and learn about the values of leadership and aerospace power. These cadets usually end up earning prestigious awards and will become military and business leaders of the next generation.
2.) Those who kind of just do nothing and have no idea why they're there. These cadets quit after the first 1-2 years.
3.) Those idiots who buy tactical gear and Kevlar with their parents money, dressing themselves up like an Air Force Pararescueman or an Army Green Beret and act hardcore when they've probably never even shot anything more powerful than a BB gun. Cocky, yet extremely insecure. See also: poser

Take off that tactical gear dumbass, you're not in the military, just a Civil Air Patrol Cadet.

by 2dLT July 19, 2011

canadian border patrol

When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.

Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.

by Dan Curtsinger August 15, 2006

Pussy Patrol

A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.

Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

Petrolhead

A person(s) with an addiction to cocaine. The word petrolhead comes from the use of petrol in the synthesis of cocaine

Origins: This word dates back to the late 90's / early 00's. Originating from the coke capital of the world (Bristol).

"Toilets in lakota..."
X: Got some of that 10/10 Peruvian

Marching Gear
Y: You fucking petrolhead

X: *Sniffffffff*
Y: Well gives us a stripe then

by Your Local Priest February 24, 2020

fart patrol

When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.

I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.

by Lesloo March 21, 2008

patro-po

the slang reference to the state patrol, commonly known (at least in the west) to be much stricter and more hardcore than city cops and county sheriffs. they also drive faster cars and have way more skills at driving (trust me). kind of like po-po but not.

A: dude! did you see that? that charger that just passed us had a bullwhip antenna and a spotlight!

B: yeah, man, keep it under the limit tonight. the patro-po are getting smarter.

by angus bohanon August 24, 2006

Pedro

He is the best person ever you'll ever know, he gets all the girls almost every girl he know's has a crush on him. he will steal your heart. He will probably friend-zone you for a while, but if he really likes you he will eventually tell you and he has a huge penis and everyone in his school knows him, if you are his friend you are one of the luckiest people alive he very good at a lot of sports, he is lowkey depressed, pretty good at sports, gets called by a lot of girls but only wants one, funniest person but lowkey depressed, heartbroken from trust issue and gold diggers

: You know Pedro? He is super like hot
: Yeah, I know I wish he was my boyfriend

by slimylol123 February 3, 2020