An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate
Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.
by KPeffin'YourMom October 19, 2015
Get the Pat's Parade mug.Someone who is useless to you. Can be anyone. Also when using this term, theres a sense of selfishness involved as if you are the only one that matters and you hate mankind.
Matthew- " hey did anyone talk about me today?"
Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."
Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless
... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"
Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"
Matthew-"pat useless"...
Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"
Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."
Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."
Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."
Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless
... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"
Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"
Matthew-"pat useless"...
Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"
Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."
Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."
by Hatingthisday January 30, 2019
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Get the Clat patted mug.The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings on Saint Patrick's Day; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item, but on Saint Patrick's Day; The act of boonking on Saint Patrick's Day
by Lenny Da Lunchman December 11, 2017
Get the Sloppy pat mug.A hug pat is a mix between a hug and a pat. You often see anime characters pat each others heads, right? And you hug your friends, don’t you? Mix them together- AND BLAM!!! It’s a hug pat!
“I heard you’re getting close to Patricia.” Bob grins.
“Nah,” sighs Eugene, “we haven’t got past hug patting”
“Nah,” sighs Eugene, “we haven’t got past hug patting”
by Seals are smexy March 19, 2018
Get the hug pat mug.by FrankyFostello May 19, 2016
Get the Pat O'Brian mug.The gesture that a girl that is not romantically interested in you, but still wants you to be one of her orbiters, gives to you when hugging you by patting you on the back multiple times.
Girl: gives a pity pat.
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".
by Borderworlds December 1, 2020
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