Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018

Pat Heat

To force another living being to stay alive by artificial means.

I will totally Pat Heat your ass!

by Dita Von Dahmer June 3, 2019

pat kiloran

the worst member of milkk.
his fans all say they hate him but deep down he's a sweetheart and we all love him (but we won't admit that.)

stream headrush

pat kiloran sux

by milkkie April 3, 2019

Pat the Hammer

Very wise

Pat the Hammer knows all.

by 101sarcasm February 4, 2021

pat-a-cake

A variation of the Eiffel Tower wherein the penetrators play par-a-cake instead of just placing their hands together like basic bitches.

"Hey John, I really enjoyed the pat-a-cake with you and Jane last night. May need to work on our coordination for next time though."

by FrickDisease May 13, 2022

pat the bat

the best player in baseball... a modern day babe ruth

"Pat the Bat is God"

by Hank Cassa May 13, 2006

pat the panda

To masturbate (can be used to describe the male or female act).

After a long day of class, Ethan was ready to pat the panda.

Cindy called in sick but I suspect she is at home patting the panda.

by Helen W. September 14, 2008