Marquette Midnight Pastie

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 04, 2022
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pasty virgin

A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
Donald is a pasty virgin.
by O’Bambi November 18, 2017
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BOGOF Pasty

When your mate only eats greggs and smells like a pasty
Bro stfu you smell like a BOGOF Pasty
by HyFyR August 25, 2023
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Pasty bean sack

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
by Malakas March 02, 2018
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Pasty Chucker

The term 'Pasty Chucker' is used to describe anyone from Cornwall .

The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.

The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
Example 1

Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!

Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...

Example 2

Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern

Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
by TommyP88 June 04, 2011
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Pasty Tapping

There'll be lots of pasty tapping, when I go to my girlfriends tonight.
by paulie49 February 25, 2021
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pasty grazer

An item of clothing so short, that the hem grazes the vagina.
That dress is a bit of a pasty grazer
by RagmanKenwyn September 27, 2017
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