smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"
by _linzi December 12, 2011
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Pasty Tapping

There'll be lots of pasty tapping, when I go to my girlfriends tonight.
by paulie49 February 25, 2021
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Pastiness

1. The quality of being pale or unhealthy-looking; of being pasty.

2. Collective noun for a group of pasty (usually white) people, particularly the type that inhabit their parents' basement and rarely venture outdoors or engage in social interaction.
"His skin had acquired the pastiness that comes of a life spent entirely indoors"

"A pastiness coalesced outside the comic book store in anticipation of the release of DC's latest Wonder Woman special"

"A large pastiness formed outside Parliament House today protesting the government's intentions to review its game censorship laws. Two passing policeman were able to dispel the crowd before major sunburns could set in, but only after repeated threats to call the ringleaders' parents"
by Charlemagne1993 September 27, 2016
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pasty grazer

An item of clothing so short, that the hem grazes the vagina.
That dress is a bit of a pasty grazer
by RagmanKenwyn September 27, 2017
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Pasty Pioneer

Blud is such a pasty pioneer ☠️☠️☠️
by vigsfigs August 02, 2023
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shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!
I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.
by pasty fuck July 01, 2018
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Pasty’s

Something used to “ tape them suckers down.”
by Whale scientist February 04, 2018
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