Parker is a very outgoing person, and likes to protect his girl and won't let anyone mess with his girl, he loves very physically demanding sports sports like Whitewater kayaking, dirtbiking, and Wrestling, Parker is a great friend and if you ever come by a Parker you should really consider being his friend.

Katelynn- who's that over there
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might

Parker by Kayakertheman July 30, 2020

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Parker

A stupidly funny kid! He usually isn’t very kind at first but once you get to know him he can be very funny.. Parker’s overall a good person to have in you’re life..

Girl #1- “Omg Parker is so funny!”
Girl #2- “He seemed rude.”
Girl #1- “You just need to get to know him better and i promise you he’s sweet!”

Parker by itsjustmaddie August 11, 2020

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nobody likes him, he's lonely.

nobody hangs out with parker.

Parker by anonymous September 14, 2020

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A string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker

Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”

Parker by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020

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