M.T.M.M.P.

M.T.M.M.P.
An acronym for Mom That Makes Me Puke

She's not a M.I.L.F. she's the exact opposite she's a M.T.M.M.P.

by ookshan January 17, 2011

S.I.M.P.

An Initialism created by Phineas and Ferb in episode 35 of season 1, standing for "Squirrels In My Pants." If someone is dancing sporadically, they probably have squirrels in their pants.

"Yo, that girl has some sick moves!"
"Nah man, she just has squirrels in her pants."
"What a S.I.M.P., we just got served."

by EndyStar April 13, 2020

H.P.O.M.C

H.P.O.M.C is short for Hot Piece Of Man Candy

i was walkin down the street one day and i saw this sexy guy, & damn he was a H.P.O.M.C !!

by =]]]]]]]] December 31, 2007

S.I.M.P

~When Candance from Phineas and Ferb gets squirrels In her pants

~The epic song in Phineas and Ferb that spells out S.I.M.P

~ SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

"Yo dude, remember that one song that goes S to the I to the M to the P SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS" said Dude 2
"Yeah, by my girl Candance I love the S.I.M.P song" Dude 1

by the#1simp April 24, 2020

p.i.m.p

chulo
man who manages bitches

I don't need to work 'cause I'm a pimp

by bob August 7, 2003

P.T.M

1.Pony Tail Man
2.Man with pony tail

Holy Momma,check out that mad P.T.M it's atleast 12 inches!

by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005

G.I.M.P.

Similar to a P.I.M.P only wearing a mask and zip up suit. Talks less shit than a P.I.M.P even though hes used as a sex toy. Unlike a brash P.I.M.P a G.I.M.P Is generally quite passive & subservient minus the chronic stone habit.

If your rolling with me your rolling with a G.I.M.P.

by El Cholo May 27, 2004