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S.I.M.P

~When Candance from Phineas and Ferb gets squirrels In her pants

~The epic song in Phineas and Ferb that spells out S.I.M.P

~ SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

"Yo dude, remember that one song that goes S to the I to the M to the P SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS" said Dude 2
"Yeah, by my girl Candance I love the S.I.M.P song" Dude 1

S.I.M.P by the#1simp April 24, 2020

Tik Tok 

Where people under 13, pedophiles and cosplayers thrive. This cringey app is where people think that being a Lele Pons is funny. It isn't even a platform. Also it has 12 year olds belly dancing and showing off their body, no wonder it is full of pedos.

R Kelly: I don't know where to find hot 12 year old girls.
Andy Dick: I know! Tik Tok, we can see young girls belly dance and have crop tops on.
The Budday: Yeah, and we can send them nudes!!

Tik Tok by the#1simp March 11, 2019