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Cuban Omellete

The art of violently projectile vomiting up the vaginal passage of a starving aids riddled african whore whilst maintaining an air tight seal so as to prevent the re-ejaculation of aids infested chunklets back into the performers mouth or face.
"hey bro that festering slut is gagging for a cuban omellete"

"I took that bitch out back and filled her cum dungeon with a hefty big mac cuban omellete"
by Sancho12342 November 26, 2011
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Denver Omelette

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.
I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.
by bexla March 17, 2010
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Mexican omelette

When you go down on a girl when she's on her period.

The female period blood is representative of salsa, a typical dish with Latin origins which is included in omelettes in that culture. The omelette is of course the eggs from the ovaries that are flushed out of the vaginal canal during shark week (the only decent thing the discovery channel has done in years)
"Yo, Jeff, you go down on your girl last night?"
"Yeah, but she was in the middle of her shark week so I gave her a Mexican omelette."
by Ratherbeinspace January 12, 2017
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Chin Omelet

1. busting a nut on a girl's (or guy's, for the gays) face.

2. the end product of aforementioned act, after it has dried on her (or his, for the gays) chin and it looks like that gross shit left over in the pan after you fry an egg.
1. "My girlfriend said she needed some more protein in her diet, so we banged real quick and I finished off by giving her a chin omelet."

2. "Bruce asked me to blow a load on his face last night, so I did, but he didn't clean it off right away! I was soooo grossed out. I mean, he just left it there till it turned into a chin omelet!"
by Ranal Apist September 2, 2010
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omelet

Omelet let you suck my dick
by heather ovellette January 21, 2015
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chin omelotte

A large spoof on the face, after much exhausting hours of intercourse.
Dude, I gave this chick a chin omelotte with ALL the topppings.
by Ricter July 30, 2003
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egyptian omelet

An egyptian Omelet is when a man and a woman have a nice fuck on the beach and a rather large amount of sand gets lodged into the females vagina. (also known as the sand-trap)
Sally fo'rilla you needa try my egyptian omelet, you'll love it.
by jmoney90210 February 22, 2009
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