Octopus Dick

When a dick can be used just like the arm of an octopus. it usually doesn't get looked at as attractive.

Person 1: Yo homie u got a small ass dick bro
Person 2: nah homie I got the Octopus dick in my pants

by Trotec69420 November 30, 2020

Kentucky octopus

A circle jerk consisting of four men (eight arms) where, instead of a soggy biscuit, they are aiming for a bucket of fried chicken. The person who cums last has to eat the fried chicken.

I went to a frat party in Lexington and stumbled into a room of drunken frat boys engaged in a heated game of Kentucky Octopus. I thought I had seen everything until then.

by Rememberer May 14, 2023

Ploop Octopus

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.

That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.

by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019

chicken octopus

a boy who plays baseball who thinks their so very cool but is just a chicken octopus

“OMG dude, your such a chicken octopus”
“shut up bitch”
*gets in fight*
*chicken octopus dies because he’s weak*

by chicken octopus November 15, 2019

octopus porno

the kinky shit you watch on some shitty ass hentai site when ur close to ending your live and most of you parents have some form terminal brain cancer

UR An asian fatty who watchet to much octopus porno

by Sand Digger in Africa November 30, 2017

octopus activities

IF "squid game " is a bad word at your school then say octopus activities. Much better option

A: dude have you ever watched octopus activities
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*

by kionchan123 October 29, 2023

chocolate octopus

Getting ruthlessly gang banged by 8 black guys in an unruling orgy

Brooke brown caught the chocolate octopus after leavkng the rave

by Pelvis powerranger January 8, 2018