bummed the octopus

When a company that used to make nice things sells out and starts making crap.

Howies used to make some nice threads, but they really bummed the octopus a couple of years back.

by finbarD June 30, 2008

The Octopus

A popular method of moving your limbs to fan out the noxious gases that you have just released - Having just emitted an awful aroma from your rectal passage you should then walk with bow legs and wave your arms around at your sides and slightly to the rear to assist with the wafting of said aroma. Thus imitating the gait of an octopus.

Q - Why are all those people covering their noses and looking disgusted?

A - Johns just let one rip and he's giving it The Octopus

by J-Biiiz March 30, 2011

Octopused

when you're an innocent little school girl, walking yourself home from the library and all of a sudden, you hear someone call you. out of curiosity, you turn your head, and your long pink hair flows in the wind, and sitting in the dark ally, is a hobo.

"what's wrong?" you walk over to the poor hobo, bending down next to him when suddenly his skin starts to tear and a massive octopus like creature shots it's wet, slippery tentacles at you, sending you screaming and sprawling into the street, somehow loosing your way too short mini school-girl skirt in the process. with good manners(because you are indeed a school girl) you scream and plead for the giant monster to be gentle as he wraps around your arms and dragging you towards it, spreading your legs and teasing you, letting you scream and plead.

"'ho shit, that girl just got octopused!"

by OokamiMariellaChan July 22, 2009

octopussy

a person with eight vagina's

Kayla has eight vagina's. That means that she is an octopussy

by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008

the octopus

a woman who's fanny resembals an octopus and engulfs all around her,its tentacels or overly large fanny lips can be said to even undo jars and drag ships and seaman into her salty gusset.

Hey alan i hear you went down on the octopus and survived her salty gusset,yeah but her tentacels stole my hair and i came up smelling of seaman.

by spunk chops December 14, 2009

Octopussy

Eight vaginas on one creature.

Take an octopus and replace it's arms with vaginas, that would be an Octopussy.

by Octowoman (again) November 1, 2010

octopus emoji

The octopus emoji can be used to communicate female genitalia. Deriving from the word octopus having 'pus', short for pussy (see pussy) in it. Tentacles grossly, and abstractly resembling labias.

"Man, I ate some mad 🐙*octopus emoji* last night, and I'm not talking about seafood."

by Frankcesca January 28, 2016