Corporate Orphan

When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.

Damn, John and Richard both got fired, guess I am a corporate orphan now.

by Gangsta Billy September 5, 2018

exploding orphus

that moment when you shit and/or fart so got damn hard you think you have an anus that was stretched by the hulk's magnum dong

a.k.a. you just fucked up and you may need a life alert for the next time your anus explodes all over the place

person 1: "Landon what the fuq, did you just shit your phuckin pants"
the one who shit: "No, that was just my exploding orphus ya fuck tard"
person 2: "Booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we need to get the swat team in here that shit is worse than a fuckin stick in the ass"

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh February 25, 2020

Corporate Orphan

Noun: When all the members of your immediate team at work either resign, change roles, or are fired leaving you all by yourself because roles never get backfilled.

Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(

by E60 - S85 January 13, 2022

Joshua Orpin

A devastatingly handsome Australian actor who currently plays Superboy aka Conner Kent on the DC Titans TV series on HBOMax. He loves animals, has a good head on his shoulders, can wear the sh@t out of tight fitted black shirts and has the body of a Greek god.

Person 1: Hey, I just saw Joshua Orpin today.

Person 2: omg he’s beautiful right?!?

Person 1: Omg Yes! Joshua Orpin and his career must be protected at all costs!

by NJE9793 December 10, 2021

holiday orphan

A holiday orphan is someone who is forced to spend a holiday alone because they have no immediate family living in the same city or state where they live.

I am a holiday orphan forced to spend this Thanksgiving and Christmas alone because I live in North Carolina all of my family resides back in Wisconsin.

by C Tasch November 24, 2022

Vast Orpheus

In relation to the prophet Orpheus, who’s musical ability was able to sexually persuade others, a Vast Orpheus is someone who is extremely knowledgeable in the musical field. Their work is often considered beautiful and they have a greater understanding of composition than the average musician.

“Hey did you hear that girl singing earlier?”
“Yeah, she’s such a vast Orpheus”

by V.0414 January 24, 2023

Sugar Orphan

A person who strongly desires to be financially spoiled by a 'Sugar Daddy' or 'Sugar Mama' (usually in exchange for companionship and/or sexual favors), but can't seem to find a suitable partner.

Man, I'm a sugar baby out here with no sugar mama to be found, I'm just a sad, lonely sugar orphan, trying to get by in this world.

by Sakores October 2, 2023